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ABC
Dec 28, 2012 12:00am EST
abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is up next and we'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: there's no wrong way to spell it. i think even chewbacca is acceptable. >> dicky: ted danson. >> jimmy: you we're your handsome men's club tie. you got punched by a hooker? >> yeah. >> what did she say? . >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. please pay close attention to this word from american airlines. >> i'm guillermo. i love to travel on american airlines. their check-in service is the best. they really know how to take care of a big celebrity like me. they make check-in so easy. keep up the good work. >> hello, mr. rodriguez. >> hi, how are you? >> i checked you in and we also have a designated security line. >> you know how to take care of a celebrity. >> we offer this service to all of our celebrities. >> this is for you. i signed it just for you. >> thank you. can i assist you in finding your gate? >> no, it's okay. my personal assistant will take care of that. >> hi. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines
ABC
Dec 21, 2012 12:00am PST
computer. upload it to youtube with "hey, jimmy kimmel, meet my best unfriend." we'll select our favorites and play it on the show. it'll be cathartic. it has to be "hey, jimmy kimmel, meet my best unfriend." look for a message from us. first we're cleaning up facebook and then after twitter and after that who knows, maybe we take down e-harmony. i don't know. [ applause ] thank you. we need your support. less pleasant news, it's my duty to inform you justin bieber and selena gomez have broken up. she was cheating on him with general petraeus. [ laughter ] reportedly they split because they both have very busy schedules. so sad. i really believed in that relationship, and, well, justin is handling the breakup like any normal 18-year-old would by singing to a victoria's secret supermodel who is dressed as a bicycle. you know, when there's a sad story like this, it's hard to write jokes, but fortunately we have an overseas firm on retainer that does some of our joke writing for us. let's bring them up on video chat now. can they hear us? >> thank you for calling zappos. how may i make your f
ABC
Dec 20, 2012 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: jimmy kimmel here with a message from downey unstoppables. the winner showing how fresh they can be got a visit to our show. after an exhaustive search, they found their winner. please say hello to charlie reeves. charlie, come on out. there he is. where are you from? >> i am from anaheim. happiest place on earth. >> jimmy: yeah. you got a trip all the way from anaheim. what a treat. there's another jimmy who would like to offer his congratulations as well. >> jimmy the intern here with a big congratulations to charlie reeves, our winner of the downy unstoppables 12 seconds of fame contest. stay fresh, everybody. >> jimmy: wow, you must be in shock. but the fun is not over yet. we also have a prize for you. dickey, tell charlie what he's won. >> dicky: he's won his very own home version of guillermo. >> what? [ applause ] >> jimmy: how about that. enjoy your guillermo. do whatever you want with him. charlie, everyone. >> dicky: downy unstoppables delivers 12 weeks of freshness. for more information, visit downy.com. "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with eric st
ABC
Dec 15, 2012 1:05am PST
's roll. >> dicky: next week on "jimmy kimmel live," hugh jackman, samuel l. jackson, from "the office" jenna fischer. and the cast of "jersey shore." plus, music from two chains and ed sharon. the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. to stream off-air performances and other music performances, go to jimmykimmellive.com. search jimmy kim nel the itunes app store to get it now. sadly, their brother's white christmas just got "blacked out." [ brother ] but it's the family party! really jingles your bells, doesn't it? my gift to you! the capital one venture card! for any flight, any time! that's double miles you can actually use! how illuminating. what's in your wallet? let me guess, am i on the naughty list again? ho ho ho! crafted with a touch of whisky, wine, and beer by highly skilled chefs. yep, this is real. double barrel whisky sirloins and new napa chicken & portobellos, starting at $9.99. see you tomorrow. it's not for colds, it's not for pain, it's just for sleep. because sleep is a beautiful thing. ♪ zzzquil, the non-habit forming sleep-aid from the make
ABC
Dec 13, 2012 12:00am PST
. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with john krasins krasinski, mike birbiglia and music from atlas genius. to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. ♪ ♪ this year give 'em an applebee's gift card. buy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. we're for the individual. the food lover. the movie lover. the road tripper. and the music mentor. ♪ we're for the gamer. the play maker. the page turner. and the up-all-nighters. so when we set out to make a smart phone we didn't make one for all of us. we made one for each of us. new windows phone. reinvented around you. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- john krasinski. mike birbiglia. and music from atlas genius. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! captions paid for by abc, inc. >>> welcome to the show. thank you for watching. just follow me
ABC
Dec 22, 2012 12:00am PST
>>> hi, jimmy kimmel here letting you know subway is ready to cater the next event wchl holiday parties in full swing you can't go wrong with the flavor craver, the classic combo and since we're at our holiday party right now, i think now would be the perfect time for me to give you your gift. >> okay, jimmy. >> here it is. the subway three-foot giant sub. >> wow, a three-foot giant sub from subway, my favorite. thank you, jimmy, you are so very, very, very generous. >> you deserve it, buddy. >> i got a present for you, too. >> you do? >> yeah. >> wow! >> thank you. >> put it down a little bit. >> so you can read the teleprompter. >> exactly. yes. that is the subway six-foot giant sub. >> thank you. it. >> is bigger than the one you gave me. >> yeah, i see that. >> it is three foot bigger. >> yes, i can see. >> it is twice as big. >> yeah, i get it. you got me a better gift than i got you. i'm embarrassed and sorry. >> don't feel bad, jimmy. christmas is not just about stuff. it's about friendship. >> thank you for saying that, pal. i feel the same way. merry christmas. >> merry
ABC
Dec 27, 2012 12:00am EST
>>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i think this is the best time of the year to get into a knife fight over a parking spot at target. >> dicky:s rel >> dicky: leslie mamn. >> i think you might have the plague. >> are there any plans to make "ted 2"? >> yes, we're basically going to make the same m >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. american airlines is offering its fleet for a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo with more. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane. and the new boeing is the best. the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket. can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. w wow. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with leslie mann, ted, and music from sarah jaffe. ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ you can count on me, ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ if only in my d
ABC
Dec 7, 2012 12:00am EST
good night. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> i would like to. >> i feel like -- >> it's pretty awesome. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> we had lots of candy! >> well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kelly ripa. music from alicia keys. and a special appearance by chris rock. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, how you doin'? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. hola. hello there. thank you. i'm flattered that you're here. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you. honestly, if i knew how to curtesy, i would. thank you for making the long journey from short distances to be here tonight. this is our fourth and final night in brooklyn, but don't worry, we'll be back for the next hurricane. [ laughter ] apparently there's a storm on the way that they say a nor'easter is headed this way and could hit i
ABC
Dec 19, 2012 12:00am EST
in newtown. we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live." >> i think maybe you're known for cursing. >> i've heard that. >> more than anyone else. >> why is that? >> because you curse all the time. >> dicky: the cast of "jersey shore." >> this feels like a graduation of kids who never actually went to school. >> dicky: and unnecessary censorship. >> i promise >> jimmy: hi, jimmy kimmel here, with a special announcement from downy. unstoppables the in-wash scent booster that keeps your laundry fresh for up to 12 weeks. the brave men and women at downy have been asking people to send videos of themselves showing how "fresh" they can be the winner got a trip to la and a visit to our show and, after an exhaustive search, they found their winner and he's here with us tonight please say hello to charlie reeves. charlie, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] where are you from? >> i'm from anaheim. happiest place on earth. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, you got a trip all the way from anaheim. >> all the way from anaheim. >> jimmy: there's another jimmy who would like to offer his
ABC
Dec 14, 2012 12:00am PST
, this is vodka. drink responsibly. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with carson daly, zachary knighton, and music from dan deacon. out from the shallow end to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. gentlemen, this is vodka. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. describe the room. a big, open space. smells really fresh, man. oh! [ both laugh ] febreze? how about that? yeah. febreze anti-clogging technology keeps it smelling fresh. febreze. breathe happy. this year give 'em an applebee's gift card. buy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, carson daly. from "happy endings", zachary knighton. and music from dan deacon, with cleto and the cletones. and now, making spirits bright, here's jimmy ki
ABC
Dec 4, 2012 12:00am PST
. [ applause ] >> call of duty in 3-d, a whole new level with lg. jimmy kimmel is back in two minutes with howard stern, tracy morgan and music from sharon jones and the dap kings. [ female announcer ] just for these hectic holidays, mccafé brings you rich peppermint mocha and peppermint hot chocolate. the simple joy of unwinding. ♪ ♪ this holiday you'll find 24 exceptional designers at prices that will amaze. exclusively at neiman marcus and target from december 1st. so all of you do. yes, for sure. now what's better? being able to shoot two lasers out of both of your eyes at the same time or just one laser out of one eye? [ all kids ] two! [ moderator ] okay, why? if it's just one beam -- okay, it does a little bit of damage. two beams -- it will make something explode! and that's more fun? yeah! and it's more powerful you're saying? yeah! [ male announcer ] it's not complicated. doing two things at once is better. and only at&t's network lets you talk and surf on your iphone 5. ♪ >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, howard stern. tracy morgan. and musi
ABC
Dec 28, 2012 12:00am PST
. >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. please pay close attention to this word from american airlines. >> i'm guillermo. i love to travel on american airlines. their check-in service is the best. they really know how to take care of a big celebrity like me. they make check-in so easy. keep up the good work. >> hello, mr. rodriguez. >> hi, how are you? >> i checked you in and we also have a designated security line. >> you know how to take care of a celebrity. >> we offer this service to all of our celebrities. >> this is for you. i signed it just for you. >> thank you. can i assist you in finding your gate? >> no, it's okay. my personal assistant will take care of that. >> hi. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines. >> take care of my bag. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with ted danson, from "game of thrones" emileia clark, and music from larry g. ia clark, and music fr larry g. ia clark, and music fro larry g. [ male announcer ] paradise of flavor. real pork meat bathed in bbq sauce. mcrib, the one and only way to sa
ABC
Dec 25, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- samuel l. jackson. the cast of "jersey shore." and music from ed sheeran with cleto and the cletones and now, right down santa claus lane here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, everyone. how are you? thank you. it's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me. here in los angeles, home of your favorite stars. it's good to have you here. christmas in hollywood is beautiful, isn't it? it reminds me of switzerland. but instead of snow, we have dirty superheroes. we are in the thick of the holiday season. i believe there are only 371 shopping days until next christmas, and this christmas is even sooner than that. it's only six days away. i do the bulk of my shopping online. mostly because of that mariah carey christmas song. they know there are other songs they can play in public, right? mariah carey must have dirt on whoever owns the mall. when you shop online, a lot of places won't give you boxes. baby gap will give you one box for every three items you order. th
ABC
Dec 18, 2012 12:00am EST
>>> up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live" live. >> hanukkah ended at theundown. it seemed like it went on longer than thobbit. >> hugh jackman, jenna fischer. and 2 chainz. >> my >>> it's almost christmas and there is still so much to do. good thing we have our samsung galaxy note 2s. >> i don't know how to build the baby. >> here i show you. i share with you using s-beam. >> okay. now i get it. christmas is saved! >> not yet. i don't know where i'm going. i have to plan my route. the big screen make it so much easier. >> you go to freeway, 101 from sanity yeah go to mexico. >> i'm going out for a test run, okay? >> okay. >> good luck. >> [ speaking foreign languag ] language ]. >> time to make a note with the samsung s-10. get bigger reindeer. now christmas is saved thanks to the samsung galaxy note 2. >> the samsung galaxy note ii. phone, tablet, best of both. the next big thing is here. >> "jimmy kimmel live" liback i two minutes with hugh jackman, jenna fischer and music from 2 chainz. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guy
ABC
Dec 29, 2012 12:00am EST
on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> thanksgiving is about going home to your family and doing dirty things in your childhood bed. >> dicky: ryan seacrest. >> jimmy: who do you think is the worst judge in the history of "american idol"? oing at letsmove.gov. >>> i am on a american airlines boeing. it's got a lot of great features. so i can plug all my devices right in. i don't even need an adapter. >> ow. >> it also has entertainment. so i can watch the latest movies, tv shows, and games. hey, i'm trying to watch me here on tv. stupid baby. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience, only on american airlines. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with ryan seacrest, erin andrews, and music from soundgarden. introducing grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the story telling... the music. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you.
ABC
Dec 27, 2012 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. american airlines is offering its fleet for a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo with more. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane. and the new boeing is the best. the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket. can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. w wow. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with leslie mann, ted, and music from sarah jaffe. ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ you can count on me, ♪ i'll be home for christmas, ♪ if only in my dreams. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, leslie mann, ted, music from sarah jaffe. with cleto and the cletones. and now, oh my golly, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. good of you all to be here with us to
ABC
Dec 1, 2012 12:00am PST
a 22-year-old man for [ bleep ] a monkey. >>> hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. over the past few weeks, we've heard a number of celebrities speak about the helping parents to rock campaign. it's helped countless parents reconnect with their inner rocker. >> that's right, jimmy. it's even helped me rediscover my inner rock star. >> jimmy: you have an inner rock star? >> yes, roll the tape. hi, everybody, it's me, guillermo. i love my new hyundai santa fe. because it's very roomy and it has a lot of great safety features. this is perfect for my family. but it also helps me to rock. let's go, guys. let's rock a mole. oh, this hyundai is really great. ♪ ♪ i was born to rock and i was born to eat ♪ ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole ♪ my rock a mole is a real treat ♪ ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole ♪ you take some avocados and some spice ♪ ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole ♪ add some rock and roll ♪ it's very nice ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole >> hey, dude, you have to go pick up my son. >> all right. ♪ rock rock ♪ rock a mole >> yeah! >> dicky: the new santa fe from hyundai. proud s
ABC
Dec 5, 2012 11:35pm PST
.com. good night, america. jimmy kimmel right here next. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yay, you did it! all right, open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers, with the brooklyn philharmonic. ♪ "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next.
ABC
Dec 29, 2012 12:00am PST
kimmel live" back in two minutes with ryan seacrest, erin andrews, and music from soundgarden. introducing grey goose cherry noir ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the story telling... the music. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ryan seacrest. erin andrews. and music from soundgarden. with cleto and the cletones. and now, all i know is, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thank you for being here tonight. i hope you had a nice thanksgiving weekend. thanksgiving is the day we get together to give thanks for all we have, but most of all, it's about going home to your family and doing dirty things in your childhood bed. it's fun to travel on thanksgiving. a lot of fun. we came home yesterday. the lady at the g
ABC
Dec 18, 2012 12:00am PST
is here. >> "jimmy kimmel live" liback i two minutes with hugh jackman, jenna fischer and music from 2 chainz. this season, give craftsman tools and give the gifts that keep on giving. craftsman. guys' favorites guaranteed. find it at sears. that's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city? [ alarm chirps ] [ male announcer ] 'round here, there's only one word for salsa: pace. made the right way for that big bold kick. grab the southwest by the bottle. keeping up with the kids is tough, so i drink emergen-c. with vitamin c for immune support and b vitamins for natural energy, i'm ready for whatever they get into. get your free sample at myemergenc.com. stay healthy and feel the good. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hugh jackman. jenna fischer. and music from 2 chainz. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> cleto: jimmy kimmel live! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm jimmy. miami the host of the show. thanks to all of you coming out tonight. i appreciate that. i'm glad that you came out. i hope we can laugh a bit toni
ABC
Dec 19, 2012 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: hi, jimmy kimmel here, with a special announcement from downy. unstoppables the in-wash scent booster that keeps your laundry fresh for up to 12 weeks. the brave men and women at downy have been asking people to send videos of themselves showing how "fresh" they can be the winner got a trip to la and a visit to our show and, after an exhaustive search, they found their winner and he's here with us tonight please say hello to charlie reeves. charlie, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] where are you from? >> i'm from anaheim. happiest place on earth. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, you got a trip all the way from anaheim. >> all the way from anaheim. >> jimmy: there's another jimmy who would like to offer his congratulations as well. >> hey, jimmy the intern here with a big congratulations to charlie reeves, our winner of the downey unstoppables 12 seconds of fame contest. great job. stay fresh, everybody. >> jimmy: wow. you must be in shock. but the fun's not over. we also have a prize for you. dickey, tell charlie what he's won. >> dicky: he's won his very own home version of
ABC
Dec 15, 2012 12:00am PST
. >>> up next on jimmy kimmel live. >> hey, an app that can help you lose your job. it's called facebook. >> mel brooks. >> how did you get into show business in the first place? >> none of your business. >> abc news jake tapper, music from jason aldeen, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> wow, this world is serio >>> hi. jimmy kimmel here letting you know that subway is ready to cater your next event. with sandwich platters like the flavor crater, or the fresh fit. i think now would be the perfect time for me to give you your gift. >> okay, jimmy. >> and here it is. that's the subway three-foot giant sub. >> wow. a three-foot giant sub from subway? my favorite. thank you, jimmy. you are so very, very, very generous. >> well, you deserve it, buddy. >> i got a present for you, too. >> you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you. >> put it down a little bit. >> jimmy: so you can read the teleprompter? >> exactly. that is the subway six-foot giant sub. >> jimmy: well, thank you, guillermo. >> it's bigger than the one you gave me. >> jimmy: i see that. >> it's thre
ABC
Dec 11, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ted danson, from "game of thrones", emilia clarke, and music from larry g(ee) with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for showing up. i tell you something, we were off last week. it's starting to get christmassy around here. the fake wreaths are hanging. the lattes at starbucks are spiced. the holidays are upon us and won't get off us. it's time to start practicing your pretending to like a gift face. christmas is a major operation for me. i buy hundreds of gifts and i buy them all myself. people think i have an assistant. i do but he doesn't do anything for me. he does some things for me, believe me. but he's having a baby. i went to costco this weekend. it was a two-cart weekend for costco. people were asking if i worked there. i move things like i'm one of the employees. leaving costco my truck was packed to tightly i could see out the front and 1/18 out of the window in the back and the truck
ABC
Dec 26, 2012 12:00am PST
is here. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with john goodman, hayden panettiere, and music from mgk. [ male announcer ] everyone loves to dunk. mcdonald's tender, juicy chicken mcnuggets in spicy buffalo and creamy ranch sauce. just $4.99 for 20 of your favorite chicken mcnuggets. more ways to love mcnuggets. ♪ c'mon, michael! get in the game! [ male announcer ] don't have the hops for hoops with your buddies? lost your appetite for romance? and your mood is on its way down. you might not just be getting older. you might have a treatable condition called low testosterone or low t. millions of men, forty-five or older, may have low t. so talk to your doctor about low t. hey, michael! [ male announcer ] and step out of the shadows. hi! how are you? [ male announcer ] learn more at isitlowt.com. [ laughs ] hey! time for citi price rewind. because your daughter really wants that pink castle thing. and you really don't want to pay more than you have to. only citi price rewind automatically searches for the lowest price. and if it finds one, you get refunded the diff
ABC
Dec 12, 2012 12:00am PST
kimmel live" back in two minutes with leslie mann. ted. and music from sarah jaffe. out from the shallow end se to find something truly worthy of his search. ♪ inspired by 300 years of tradition. ketel one. gentlemen, this is vodka. drink responsibly. with brandy who is stocking up for the holidays. look at that price. that's great! if you find a lower advertised price, walmart will match it at the register. really? yeah. there you have it. oh my goodness! that's the walmart low price guarantee. see for yourself. bring in your last receipt and see how much you can save. be ready. with the season's tastiest brands. like sea pak shrimp spring rolls. delicious handmade rolls, authentic asian taste. walmart has everything you need to be ready for holiday hosting. with our low price guarantee backed by ad match. walmart. this year give 'em an applebee's gift card. buy 50 bucks in applebee's gift cards, and you get a 10 dollar bonus card free. a real bright idea. a real bonus. only at applebee's restaurants or applebees.com. see you tomorrow. but that doesn't happen much anymore. the creativ
ABC
Dec 6, 2012 12:00am EST
>>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yay, you did it! all right, open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers, with the brooklyn philharmonic. ♪ "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jon stewart and stephen colbert. cousin sal's halloween trick or treat. and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, not for nothing here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. well, that's very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. we are -- [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, thank you. fine, i'll stay. thank you very much. that's very nice of you. we are live at the harden theater at the brooklyn academy of music -- [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. and thank you for taking time away from your food co-op advisory
ABC
Dec 26, 2012 12:00am EST
throughout the country that's now headed east. we're always online, as you know, at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. we'll see you here tomorrow. good night. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i'm hoping that obama announces this will be the black half of his presidency. >> dicky: john goodman. >> jimmy: have you ever actually emptied a mini bar on your own? >> you bet. >> dicky: hayden panettiere. >> jimmy: i would not want to be paul ryan's shake weight >> great job delivering all the presents, elf. i think it's time for a break. >> not yet, boss. i have the secret santa. >> oh, right, secret santa. >> i got you again this year. >> wow! a samsung galaxy note 2. it's got the best of both, a tablet and a phone. >> the best of both, a tablet and a phone. >> i think i just said that. but the samsung galaxy note 2 is just the thing for santas like me. i can make my list and i can shake it twice with the s pen. and when someone finds kids being naughty, they can share them by just touching and using the s beam. and watching the videos on the huge screen make it easy to see just how
ABC
Dec 5, 2012 12:00am PST
>> "jimmy kimmel live" coming up >> "jimmy kimmel live" coming up next >>> ho ho ho, santa jimmy here. i love the holiday season. there's nothing more gratifying than bringing a smile to a child's dirty face. bring in the little angels, will you? come on, in little angels. well, hello little boy, what would you like for christmas? >> i want a bunch of stuff and you better give it to me, i have a list for you, okay? >> oh, boy. >> i want some nikkei none headphones, a power drill, a -- >> a what? >> a deluxe bundle, sport video games, and some cheese balls and the i want them now. >> jimmy: i'm afraid that i see you're on the naughty list so i won't be able to give you any of those things this year. but walmart is america easily gift headquarters so they've got all that stuff on your list covered and more at everyday low prices so i suggest you get off my lap and tell your mommy to take you there, okay? >> no, i'm not getting off till i get a present. >> jimmy: i'll give you whatever you want, stop bouncing. please bring in the present! >> merry christmas! >> jimmy: merry christma
ABC
Dec 4, 2012 11:35pm PST
.com. good night, america. jimmy kimmel, right here, next. >>> tonight on jimmy kimmel live. david letterman. >> what can i do for you? that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no. >> you don't?
ABC
Dec 7, 2012 12:35am PST
in the morning. thank you for joining us. jimmy kimmel is next. we'll see you here tomorrow. good night. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- kelly ripa. >> i feel like you should do the show here always. >> i would like to. >> i feel like -- >> it's pretty awesome. >> a special appearance by chris rock. jimmy's youtube challenge. >> we had lots of candy! that was not fair! >> well done. >> and music from alicia keys. ♪ this girl is on fire
ABC
Dec 7, 2012 11:35pm PST
.com. jimmy kimmel is next. have a safe weekend. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- reba mcentire. mike tyson. >> how you been doing? >> might be a little awkward because this is the first time that mike and reba have been in the same room together since they broke up. >> and the winner of "dancing with the stars," melissa rycroft. >> now that "dancing with the stars" is over, i don't know what to watch. when does football come back? it is back? oh, my. i think i might need a
ABC
Dec 19, 2012 11:35pm PST
're always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you here tomorrow. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> the company said if they didn't come to work by thursday, they would liquidate, which actually sounds delicious. >> eric stonestreet. >> stone street sounds drunk onstage. i was like, i was not drunk, i was tipsy. >> do you work on thanksgiving? >> absolutely not. i'm an american! >>
ABC
Dec 21, 2012 11:35pm PST
holidays. >>> up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live" live. >> hanukkah ended at sundown. it seemed like it went on longer than hobbit. >> hugh jackman, jenna fischer. and 2 chainz. >> my name is jimmy kimmel and you stole the covers off my daughter's prius and you will pay for
ABC
Dec 23, 2012 6:00pm PST
you are easy. >> and jam my kimmel moves to not so late night. >> it is exciting. >> we're rolling out the red carpet now. >> i am jimmy kimmel and you are watching on the red carpet. >> welcome to on the red carpet from nokia plaza live in los angeles. i'm rachel smith we'll got you to the red carpet in a
ABC
Dec 26, 2012 11:35pm PST
on the snow and the severe weather. we'll always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next and we'll see you here tomorrow. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i think this is the best time of the year to get into a knife fight over a parking spot at target. >> dicky:s rel >> dicky: leslie mamn. >> i think you might have the plague. >> are there any plans to make "ted 2"? >> yes, we're basically going to
ABC
Dec 27, 2012 11:35pm PST
're sleeping. we're always online at abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is up next and we'll see you here tomorrow. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: there's no wrong way to spell it. i think even chewbacca is acceptable. >> dicky: ted danson. >> jimmy: you we're your handsome men's club tie. you got punched by a hooker? >> yeah. >> what did she say?
ABC
Nov 30, 2012 11:35pm PST
.com. jimmy kimmel is next. have a great weekend. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> when the food comes out on thanksgiving, i eat like the cookie monster. i don't eat. i just grab the hafood with my hands and smash it all over my face. >> tim allen. >> we had an aunt that would come to the kid's table and say, you know, your uncle george? never touches me. >> manny pacquiao. and "unnecessary censorship."
CNN
Dec 2, 2012 12:00am PST
on jimmy kimmel live. >> i like jimmy kimmel, and the fans. i like to go the sunday before the fight. this is pacquiao's seventh appearance on the talk show. >> going to be good. [ applause ] >> now, the last time you were here, you had announced that you had quit drinking. you quit gambling and you quick cock fighting. and then, for the first time in 7 years, you lost the fight. i don't think that you actually lost the fight, but technically they said you lost the fight. will you go back to drinking, gambling and cock fighting? >> no. no. >> no. >> jimmy is a funny guy and just the way he speaks, you will laugh. >> and on this night, the host has a surprise presentation for the viewing audience. >> i like jimmy kimmel, and the fans. i like to go the sunday before the fight. this is pacquiao's seventh appearance on the talk show. >> going to be good. [ applause ] >> now, the last time you were here, you had announced that you had quit drinking. you quit gambling and you quick cock fighting. and then, for the first time in 7 years, you lost the fight. i don't think that you actually l
ABC
Dec 20, 2012 4:00pm PST
kimmel talks late night what. he has to say about a newñ time slot. >> at 4:18 a live look at golden gate bridge. traffic head nootd city, smooth sailing there. going nicely. stay with us, more still to come on abc 7 news at 4:00. >>> well, after months of rumors, speculation, simon cowel says he is dating former bay watch star carmen electra. he was interviewed during a radio program. pair have been spotted together dining in past few months. that fueled gossip about the two being an item, now, it's confirm i'd suspected it. >> yes. you're so tight with both of them. >> yes. >> jimmy kimmel gearing up for his new late night spot and a new miss universe is crowned. >> world has a new celebrity today. she's not an actress or singer, z >> for thewbv÷ first time in 15 years, an american has been crowned miss universe. 20-year-old olivia colpo representing miseriry in the miss usa pageant. she's a sophomore at boston university there. is a new baby in the celebrity world. claire danes and actor hugh dancey welcome aid baby boy this week. this is their first child. and in just over two weeks
ABC
Dec 6, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jon stewart and stephen colbert. cousin sal's halloween trick or treat. and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, not for nothing here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. well, that's very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. we are -- [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, thank you. fine, i'll stay. thank you very much. that's very nice of you. we are live at the harden theater at the brooklyn academy of music -- [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. and thank you for taking time away from your food co-op advisory boards to be here tonight. this is our third night here in brooklyn. the weather is getting better. people are becoming more enthusiastic. when i woke up this morning, it was sunny and beautiful. here's the funny thing about the local news in new york. as soon as the weather is nice, the reporters go right back indoors. [ laughter ] i'm happy to be
ABC
Dec 8, 2012 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- reba mcentire. mike tyson. the winner of "dancing with the stars," melissa rycroft. and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, believe me when i tell you, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. hello, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for visiting. it is appreciated. and i just want to say one thing and get it out of the way. as of tonight, as of this minute it is no longer okay to ask people how their thanksgiving was. all right? you missed the cut-off. you can now start asking people what they're planning to do for christmas, so -- what a weird show we have for you tonight. our guests tonight are reba mcentire, mike tyson, the "dancing with the stars" champions, and music from future. it might be a little awkward because it is the first time mike and reba have been in the room together since they broke up. [ laughter ] mike tyson is here from his live one-man show
ABC
Dec 17, 2012 11:35pm PST
"jimmy kimmel live" live. >> hanukkah ended at theundown. it seemed like it went on longer than thobbit. >> hugh jackman, jenna fischer. and 2 chainz. >> my name is
ABC
Dec 24, 2012 11:35pm PST
on "jimmy kimmel live" samuel l. jackson. >> i think you are known for cursing more than anyone else. >> why is that? >> because you curse all the time. >> the cast of "jersey shore" and this year in unnecessary sensorship. >> i p
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